Person A [standing next to the back of a dog hanging out of a bucket]: I put a sharp piece of metal on a string in my dog's food, and when she started eating, I pulled string so the metal went through her face, then I dragged her in o this bucket and drowned her.
Person B: What the fuck is the matter with you?
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Second panel:
Person A [standing next to a fish suffocating on the ground]: I went fishing.
Person B: That's nice, did you take your kids?
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